Jen: If you need me to, I'll open up multiple accounts. I'll even do them under different names!
Me: Jen, you can't do that. That's bad, that's really bad.
Jen: What? It's just...diversifying your financial portfolio, right?
Me: No, Sweety, that's just plain ol' fraud.
I still have no desire to read the books. At least with the movies, the condoning of domestic abuse and of the belief that women are weak and inferior to men are glossed over. You're too busy oogling Jacobs rock hard abs to care that, in Stephanie Meyer's world, it's okay for men to hit their girlfriends if they're werewolves. It's cool, ya'll! She made me angry, so I scarred up her face with my werewolf claws but it not my fault cos I was SO ANGRY and I just couldn't control the animal within meeeeee!
Whatever, Jacob is sexy.