January 2nd, 2011

Catnik, Sewing

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Me: I was hungry.  So I made cupcakes
Dad: Don't you have eggs and bread or something?  You could've made some toast and an omelet
Me: Well no, because I used the eggs for the cupcakes.
Dad: ...
Me: Mmmm, eating the cake batter right now.
Dad: You know, I cannot wait until your 40th birthday.  You're gonna be standing there, and the moment you blow out your candles you're just gonna go 'floomph!' and blow up like a balloon.
Me: In which case I will then say "welp!  It was fun while it lasted!"
Dad: *you can totally hear him rolling his eyes through the phone*
Me: You know, I think I'll have them for breakfast too.