Me: I have oil in my eeeeeyes!
Roommate: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah;, it doesn't hurt, but everything's all blurry.
Roommate: Rinse your eyes with cold water.
Me: I diiiiid, but it's still all blurry!
Roommate: Keep rinsing!
Me: But oil's not POLAR!!
Roommate: What, you want to rinse with detergent? Be my guest.
Me: ...Shut up. Stupid lipids.