Me: *Can't stop laughing*
Preethu: What? It's a legitimate question!
I was looking through my old Xanga account, and I found this convo from like...December of 2007. It's when I told me two fake sisters about my date with Jon.
Brittany: He asked you out? On a DATE?! Oh, this is great!
Tia: No, Brittany, this is NOT good. I do NOT approve of this boy. AT ALL.
Brittany: But he's cute! And really sweet and awkward!
Tia: He does drugs!
Brittany: Oh, everyone does drugs
Tia: I DON'T DO DRUGS AND NEITHER DOES CHRISTY!
Brittany: Whatever, he's still cute!
Tia: He fucked Trish! Is this not a cause for concern?
Christy: Yeah, but I bet everytime he had sex with Trish, he was thinking of ME
Christy: Whatev, Tia, it's not like we're getting married. It's just a date.
Brittany: YOUR FIRST DATE! OMG, can I come over and take pictures?!
Christy: ...Uh...sure? OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?
Tia: Nothing! Because you're not going on this date! I already told you I don't approve.
Christy and Brittany: But whyyyyyyy *whine whine*
Tia: Christy is of good stock! She is a good girl! This boy IS NOT OF GOOD STOCK
Christy: ...Like cattle? Did you just call me a cow?
Annnd one when we were having trouble with our phone line and kept getting collect calls from guys in jail:
Me: Um...have you called this number before?
Inmate: No, this is my first time calling. Who're you?
Me: I'm Alice.
Inmate: You live on the north side?
Me: No, I just go to school here.
Inmate: Oh? What school you go to?
Inmate: Oh really? I took some classes once down there at St. Louis U.
Me: Oh...that's great...
Inmate: How long you been going to WashU, Alice?
Me: Oh, this is my first year.
Inmate: Do you live here?
Inmate: Where you from?
Inmate: Oh. *Makes some reference to Massachusetts that I don't understand*
Me: Eheheh, yeah....
Preethi: *Mouthing* Is this a collect call?
Me: *Mouthing back* Yeah, doesn't this cost money?
Preethi: *Vigorous nod*
Inmate: So Alice, you got a boyfriend over there at WashU?
Me: No. Because I'm a lesbian. And I'm going to get off now because this call is costing me money. I hope you find the person you were originally trying to contact. *Click*