Me: WOOHOO It came on time! *runs to door* Thank you, Mr. FedEx man!
FedEx Man: Merry Christmas!
Dad: PACKAGE? On CHRISTMAS EVE? LEMME SEE!
Me: Nuuuuuu. Is not for you to see!
Dad: But, I just want to seeeeee
Me: Aaaah stay away! *Runs up the stairs to Eric's room* Eric! Hide the package!
Eric: Ahhh wtf? Why'd you bring it into my room?
Dad: *Running up the stairs* Paaaackaaaage for meeeee
Me: *throws package into Eric's closet* Close the door! Closethedoorclosethedoor!
Eric: It doesn't have a lock, he'll just get inside!
Dad: *Pushing against the door* Just lemme see how big it is! It's for me, right? LEMME SEE.
Me and Eric: *Trying to push the door close* Stay away!
Intense door-pushing battles ensues for a whole 45 seconds! There is much screaming and laughing
Eric: This is stupid! Everyone get out of my room; I want to play video games.
Dad: *Pouts but goes back to the TV room*
Me: *Sneaks box into my room and wraps it*
Ah, tis the season.